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compacflt · 1 year ago

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What are Ice and Mav up to in the present day? Did they participate in Barbenheimer? As Navy men did they get caught up in the sea shanty craze of a few years ago? Are they vaccinated? Have they ever gone on a <s>gay</s> cruise?

1. enjoying retirement together post ice being secnav & ice recovering from cancer (being rich & working on cars & planes & sometimes speaking at aiaa/Mitchell institute/csis/dod/doe/dos conferences)

2. no, they will wait till oppy hits netflix to partake & chill. They will not watch barbie ever no interest in women’s rights at all

3 . no they have never heard of tiktok besides the whole “defense dept employees can’t have bytedance apps on their phone bc of security reasons” thing. “What’s TikTok?” In anno domini 2023

4. Yes happily but: do not talk to mav about covid politics you will regret it

5. No. who tf wants to go on a cruise especially a.) during global pandemic b.) when you’re retired high ranking officers in the us navy & one of you literally is an ace and bombed another country and the other one of you is literally thefucking secretary of the navy. No

#this ask came at a perfect time: seconds after i polished off my first full bottle of wine by myself #excellent!#my summer employers made me delete TikTok not joking #I’m out of the loop on trends currently #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #gay cruise also no in case I didn’t specify #Tom cruise! whoa.#while drunk watching the 2015 movie vacation & there’s a mid-movie Val Kilmer reference and I thought I’d hallucinated it #freaking out #that was just now

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bitchfitch · 22 days ago

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right #but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead #like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic #and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually #centered in my now very right biased field of view #so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt #at least one one eyed fucker actually does that

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knockknockwhosthereartistism · 2 months ago

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I was inspired

#gravity falls #book of bill #ford pines #stanford pines #bill cipher #dipper pines #Mason pines #billford #I guess you could call him my muse heh *inserts that one tiktok smug emoji*#no ford is not referring to twink bill it’s literally just triangle bill #the family reunion is gonna be a lot more awkward now

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codecicle · 1 month ago

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MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k #okay thats enough everyone stop rbing this now Please #20k #30k #40k #OKAY THATS ENOUUGH. SERIOUSLY

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word-count-bullet-count · 1 month ago

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that #can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit #chivalry #arthuriana #maybe even #paladin #edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting #knightposting #second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc #morghen coded #compilation post

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arcanegifs · 7 days ago

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

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kenapiece-main · 3 months ago

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

#adhd #autism #Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid #and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem #(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent #i guess? man #i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man

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ionomycin · 2 months ago

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temple at the end of the road

#artists on tumblr #i'm surprisingly okay with saying goodbye to summer this year #never had anything against autumn but i hate winter #but now i'm a little bit even looking forward to it?#maybe my mood is just better #hopefully the seasonal depression doesn't get a hold of me to change that #for now i'm very happy with hot soups and warm blankets

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bauliya · 4 months ago

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as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

#Olympics #I’m just sooo disgusted and now my MRA brother has also gotten radicalised I want to shove him from the balcony

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stemmmm · 2 months ago

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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

#gravity falls #gf nevermind all that #the book of bill #bill cipher #dipper pines #theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore #i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them #we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 29 days ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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kochei0 · 9 months ago

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

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time-woods · 3 months ago

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Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

#gravity falls #mabel pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #comic #this was just gonnabe a simple comic but then i wanted to do a stylestudy on gf bgs and that led to me doing 10 backgrounds . .#this onetook a whiiile #also he was totally about todrinkfrom the milk carton befor mabel came in #shes totes gonna make him some earrings now and no one can stop her

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varilien · 3 months ago

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am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #mabel pines #dipper pines #still wild to me to have once been just barely older than them when the show was first airing #and now........ ough..#anyways i think starting today im gonna slowly start watching back through gravity falls again :) gotta return to my roots!!!#edit thank god i finally have a new keyboard i couldn't add any of my resource links on mobile ;0;

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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